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Chemistry jokes 🧪 in 2025

What do cowboy chemists say to their horses?
-HIO Ag!

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
– How did it go?
It went OK2!

What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
-He was booked for a salt and battery.

I think these jokes are sodium funny
-In fact, I slapped my neon that one!

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
– He got Avogadro’s number!

What’s the dullest element?
-Bohrium!

Why was the DJ called DJ Enzyme?
-He was always breaking it down.

Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
-Because it’s in the ground state.

Why are chemists great for solving problems?
-Because they always have a solution!

What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
-A CaNiNe

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