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Chemistry jokes 🧪 in 2025

Why can you never trust atoms?
-They make up everything!

Why is organic chemistry so hard?
– The subject has alkynes of trouble.

What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?
-Breaking up is hard to do.

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
-A one molar solution!

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
-(H2O)3.

What is the chemical formula for “coffee”?
– CoFe2

Why did the attacking army use acid?
-To neutralize the enemy’s base!

What do you say when someone throws sodium chloride at you?
-That’s a salt.

What do you do with a dead chemist?
-Barium

Why does a hamburger have less energy than steak?
-Because it’s in the ground state!

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
-You may have graduated, but I’ve got many degrees

What is “HIJKLMNO”?
-H2O.

What was Avogadro’s favorite sport?
-Golf! He always got a mole-in-one!

Chemists make really bad DJs
-They take extra care not to drop the base.

What is the chemical formula for “banana”?
-BaNa2

What do you do with a sick chemist?
-If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium!

Why shouldn’t you drink water while studying?
-It decreases your concentration!

What did one ion say to the other?
-I’ve got my ion you.

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