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Chemistry jokes 🧪 in 2025

Why can’t lawyers do NMR?
– Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.

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What is the chemical formula for sea water?
-CH2O!

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What is a chemist’s solution to times of hunger?
-Titrations.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

– Na

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?
-The bartender gives him a smile and says, “For you, no charg

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What did one acid say to the other?
-You’re overreacting.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
-Because it’s pretty basic stuff.

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What’s a chemistry teachers favorite thing to teach about?
-Ammonia, because it’s pretty basic stuff.

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What can you make with 6.023 x 1023 avocados?
-Guacamole

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How about the chemical workers
-… are they unionized?

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What element is derived from a Norse god?
-Thorium.

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Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide?
-NO!

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What is the difference between sea lion and a seal?
-An electron.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
-HeHe

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
-They’re cheaper than day rates!

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What did the cat say after drinking methanol?
-MeOH MeOH

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?
– Separation anxiety..

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What happens when you lower your body temperature to -273°C?
– TNothing, you’re perfectly 0K!

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