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Chemistry jokes 🧪 in 2025

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
-They’re cheaper than day rates!

What did the cat say after drinking methanol?
-MeOH MeOH

What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?
– Separation anxiety..

What happens when you lower your body temperature to -273°C?
– TNothing, you’re perfectly 0K!

What do cowboy chemists say to their horses?
-HIO Ag!

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
– How did it go?
It went OK2!

What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
-He was booked for a salt and battery.

I think these jokes are sodium funny
-In fact, I slapped my neon that one!

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
– He got Avogadro’s number!

What’s the dullest element?
-Bohrium!

Why was the DJ called DJ Enzyme?
-He was always breaking it down.

Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
-Because it’s in the ground state.

Why are chemists great for solving problems?
-Because they always have a solution!

What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
-A CaNiNe

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
-They’re cheaper than day rates.

What is the name of 007’s Eskimo cousin?
– Polar Bond.

Wait, are all these jokes too basic for you?
-Because I see no reaction.

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
-A ferrous wheel.

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