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Chemistry jokes 🧪 in 2025

Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?
-To reduce his carbon footprint.

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
-Because it was polar!

Why Did the White Bear Dissolve in Water?
-Because it was a polar bear.

Don’t trust atoms,
-they make up everything.

How did the chemist survive the famine?
-By subsisting on titrations.

If you’re not part of the solution
-…you’re part of the precipitate.

Which element is the coldest?
-Brrryllium

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up,
-they’d be alloys.

Old chemists never die
-They just stop reacting!

How often does a chemist need coffee?
-They need caffeine periodically.

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
-One molar solution.

What did one charged atom say to the other?
-I got my ion you!

What Do You Do With a Sick Chemist?
– You try to helium, and then you try to curium, but if all else fails, you gotta barium.

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
-Drinking.

What happens when spectroscopists are idle?
-They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.

What do you call a clown in jail?
-A Silicon!

Because of its high reactivity, the slogan
-If you can’t join ‘em, barium” was suggested.

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
-It went OK.

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