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Cheesy jokes 🧀 in 2025

Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Why did the grape go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date.

Why did the farmer go to the doctor? He had a lot of aches and plows.

Why did the pencil decide to break up with the eraser? It said it was tired of being rubbed the wrong way.

Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.

Why did the man run around his bed? To catch up on his sleep.

Why did the volleyball go to the therapist? Because it had a lot of issues.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

Why did the pirate take a shower? To wash his booty.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.

Why did the pizza go to the doctor? Because it was feeling saucy.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station.

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