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Cheesy jokes 🧀 in 2025

What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

Why did the chicken cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

Why did the crab always get in trouble at school? Because he was always clawing around.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had a lot of emotional knead.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because it had hives.

Why did the dog refuse to learn how to fly? He didn’t want to be called a flying carpet.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.

Why did the tomato turn green? Because it was a little green tomato.

What do you call a boat that’s made of cement? A con-crete boat.

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

Why did the baseball coach call off the game? Because it was raining cats and dogs.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer too long.

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