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Cheesy jokes 🧀 in 2024

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.

What do you call a sheep that doesn’t have any wool? A naked ewe.

Why did the crab never share? Because he was shellfish.

Why did the dolphin go to the doctor? It was feeling a little eel.

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.

What did the left eye say to the right eye? “Between us, something smells.”

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumbly.

Why did the broom go to the doctor? Because it was sweeping all the time.

What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”

Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Why did the grape go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date.

Why did the farmer go to the doctor? He had a lot of aches and plows.

Why did the pencil decide to break up with the eraser? It said it was tired of being rubbed the wrong way.

Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.

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