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Cheesy jokes 🧀 in 2025

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because it had hives.

Why did the dog refuse to learn how to fly? He didn’t want to be called a flying carpet.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.

Why did the tomato turn green? Because it was a little green tomato.

What do you call a boat that’s made of cement? A con-crete boat.

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

Why did the baseball coach call off the game? Because it was raining cats and dogs.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer too long.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had drumsticks.

Why did the musician break up with his girlfriend? She just didn’t hit the right note.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Why did the lettuce break up with the tomato? It said it just wasn’t his type.

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.

What do you call a sheep that doesn’t have any wool? A naked ewe.

Why did the crab never share? Because he was shellfish.

Why did the dolphin go to the doctor? It was feeling a little eel.

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