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Cheesy jokes 🧀 in 2025

Why did the tomato turn green? Because it was a little green tomato.

What do you call a boat that’s made of cement? A con-crete boat.

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

Why did the baseball coach call off the game? Because it was raining cats and dogs.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer too long.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had drumsticks.

Why did the musician break up with his girlfriend? She just didn’t hit the right note.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Why did the lettuce break up with the tomato? It said it just wasn’t his type.

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.

What do you call a sheep that doesn’t have any wool? A naked ewe.

Why did the crab never share? Because he was shellfish.

Why did the dolphin go to the doctor? It was feeling a little eel.

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.

What did the left eye say to the right eye? “Between us, something smells.”

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumbly.

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