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Cheesy jokes 🧀 in 2025

What did the left eye say to the right eye? “Between us, something smells.”

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumbly.

Why did the broom go to the doctor? Because it was sweeping all the time.

What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”

Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Why did the grape go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date.

Why did the farmer go to the doctor? He had a lot of aches and plows.

Why did the pencil decide to break up with the eraser? It said it was tired of being rubbed the wrong way.

Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.

Why did the man run around his bed? To catch up on his sleep.

Why did the volleyball go to the therapist? Because it had a lot of issues.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

Why did the pirate take a shower? To wash his booty.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.

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