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Cheesy jokes 🧀 in 2025

Why did the bicycle fall asleep? Because it was two-tired.

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.

Why did the bear wear a hat to the party? Because he didn’t want to be bear-headed.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

Why did the tomato go out with a prune? Because it couldn’t find a date.

Why did the tomato refuse to go out with the carrot? Because he was a little too seedy.

What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

Why did the chicken cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

Why did the crab always get in trouble at school? Because he was always clawing around.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had a lot of emotional knead.

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