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Cheesy jokes 🧀 in 2025

Why did the man run around his bed? To catch up on his sleep.

Why did the volleyball go to the therapist? Because it had a lot of issues.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

Why did the pirate take a shower? To wash his booty.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.

Why did the pizza go to the doctor? Because it was feeling saucy.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the sandwich go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little mayo-nnaise.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-gi to be around.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.

What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.

Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to dance with.

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