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Cat jokes 🐱 in 2025

How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
– C-A-T!

Why are cats great singers?
Because they’re very mewsical!

What do you call it when a cat is super-stylish?
– Haute-cat-ture.”

What do you call a group of unorganised cats? – A catastrophe!

My cat told a joke today but I didn’t laugh.

– He took it purr-sondal.

What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
– Good Mousekeeping!

Why did the young cat get arrested?
– For his litter!

What do you call a cat that gives up?
– A “quitty.”

Why can’t cats play poker in the jungle?
– Too many cheetahs!

Why did the kitty get an “A” on their English assignment?
– They properly used an independent claws.

I turned into a cat earlier.

– Don’t ask Meow.

What sports do cats play?
– Hairball!

What is a cat’s favorite song?
– Three Blind Mice.

What do you call a fluffy male cat asleep on a bed?

– A Himalayan.

Why did the cat sit on the computer?
– To keep an eye on the mouse.

What’s a cat’s favourite subject in school?
– Hisss-tory!

What did the cat say when it was confused?
– “I’m purr-plexed!”

What do you call a bad event with cats?
– CATastrophe!

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