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Cat jokes 🐱 in 2025

What did the alien say to the cat?

– Take me to your litter.

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
– To the mewseum

Why was the cat disqualified from the game?
– It was a cheetah.

You have cat to be kitten me right now!

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
– The re-tail store!

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
– They wanted to make some mewsic!

What do you call a swimming feline?
– A “catfish.”

What type of cat works for the Red Cross?
– A first aid cat!

What was the kitten bowling league called?
– Alley Cats.

Did you hear about the passenger who had to be escorted off the airplane?

– She let the cat out of the bag.

Which pillar is not used in a building?
– A caterpillar.

What would a cat say if you stepped on its tail?
– “Me-OW!”

What do cat wears to bed? – Paw-jamas

How do cats stop crimes?
– They call claw enforcement!

What’s a cat’s favorite TV show?
– Claw and Order.

What is a cat’s way of keeping law and order?
– Claw Enforcement.

Why was the cat so agitated?
– Because he was in a bad mewd!

Did you hear about the cat that climbed the Himalayas?
– She was a sher-paw.

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