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Cat jokes 🐱 in 2025

Before going after a mouse, what did the dad cat say to his family?
– “Let us prey.”

Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you? – Depends whether you’re a man or a mouse.

What do cats eat for breakfast?
– Mice Krispies!

Why don’t cats like online shopping?
– They prefer a cat-alogue.

What did the cat say when it got scratched?

-Meowch!

What is a cat’s favorite movie?
– The Sound of Mewsic!

How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
– C-A-T!

Why are cats great singers?
Because they’re very mewsical!

What do you call it when a cat is super-stylish?
– Haute-cat-ture.”

What do you call a group of unorganised cats? – A catastrophe!

My cat told a joke today but I didn’t laugh.

– He took it purr-sondal.

What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
– Good Mousekeeping!

Why did the young cat get arrested?
– For his litter!

What do you call a cat that gives up?
– A “quitty.”

Why can’t cats play poker in the jungle?
– Too many cheetahs!

Why did the kitty get an “A” on their English assignment?
– They properly used an independent claws.

I turned into a cat earlier.

– Don’t ask Meow.

What sports do cats play?
– Hairball!

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