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Cat jokes 🐱 in 2025

What cat likes living in water?
– An octoPUSS!

What do you call a dishonest African cat?
– A “lyin’ cub.”

How is cat food sold?
– Usually, purr the can!

What does a choir of cats like to sing?
– “Do-Re-Mew.”

Why did the cat get pulled over by the police?

– Because it littered

What do you call a pile of kittens?
– A meowntain!

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
– I’m paw!

If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?

– Their paws.

Why do cats always get their way?
– They are very purr-suasive!

What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
– A lawn MEOW-er!

Why was the cat so small?
– It ate only condensed milk!

What do baby cats always wear?
– Diapurrs!

Before going after a mouse, what did the dad cat say to his family?
– “Let us prey.”

Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you? – Depends whether you’re a man or a mouse.

What do cats eat for breakfast?
– Mice Krispies!

Why don’t cats like online shopping?
– They prefer a cat-alogue.

What did the cat say when it got scratched?

-Meowch!

What is a cat’s favorite movie?
– The Sound of Mewsic!

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