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Cat jokes 🐱 in 2025

What’s a cat’s favourite magazine?
– A CAT-alogue.

wait a meow-ment?
– Are you kitten me!

What do cats love to do in the morning?
– Read the mewspaper!

Do you want to hear a bad cat joke?

– Just kitten!

What types of cats purr the best?
– Purrr-sians!

For a man to truly understand rejection… he must first be ignored by?
– A cat.

What should you say to your cat when you leave the house?
– “Have a mice day!”

When a cat doesn’t want to say goodbye, what do they say instead?
– See ya litter!”

Dogs can’t do X-Rays…

…But Cats can.

What’s another name for a cat’s house?
– A scratch pad!

What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
– An eskimew!

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
– To the mewseum

Why was the cat disqualified from the game?
– It was a cheetah.

You have cat to be kitten me right now!

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
– The re-tail store!

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
– They wanted to make some mewsic!

What do you call a swimming feline?
– A “catfish.”

What type of cat works for the Red Cross?
– A first aid cat!

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