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Cat jokes 🐱 in 2025

What’s a cat’s favourite magazine?
– A CAT-alogue.

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wait a meow-ment?
– Are you kitten me!

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What do cats love to do in the morning?
– Read the mewspaper!

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Do you want to hear a bad cat joke?

– Just kitten!

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What types of cats purr the best?
– Purrr-sians!

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For a man to truly understand rejection… he must first be ignored by?
– A cat.

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What should you say to your cat when you leave the house?
– “Have a mice day!”

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When a cat doesn’t want to say goodbye, what do they say instead?
– See ya litter!”

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Dogs can’t do X-Rays…

…But Cats can.

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What’s another name for a cat’s house?
– A scratch pad!

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What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
– An eskimew!

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What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
– Chocolate mouse!

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What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school?
– MEWsic!

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Why did the spotted cat get disqualified from the race?
– It was a cheetah.

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In what kind of weather is a vet the busiest?
– When it’s raining cats and dogs!

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What title does a cat go by in the kitchen?
– The Whisker.”

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What did the alien say to the cat?

– Take me to your litter.

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Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
– To the mewseum

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