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Cartoon Jokes in 2024

I had a flashback at a Peanuts cartoon convention.
-There was Charlie everywhere. (sorry)

What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump?
-One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck.

This type of healthcare system might benefit dieters.
-These hilarious animal cartoons prove that they are, in fact, funnier than humans.

A former cartoon was put to death today for robbing a video arcade.
-He was drawn and quartered.

To Mr Bean or not to Mr Bean
-that is the question.

What kind of button won’t unbutton?
– A belly button cartoon.

Been there!
-An original cartoon.

I had a picture of my favorite cartoon rabbit, but when I came home one day, someone encased it in glass and hung it up.
– Who framed Roger Rabbit?

What made SpongeBob Squarepants blush in front of Patrick?
-He saw the one and only Bikini Bottom.

Even Cartoon Dads
-Can Make Dad-Jokes

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?
-They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

It’s better to save yourself from the gas station jerky and get a real lunch.
-All technophobes can appreciate these technology cartoons.

OH MY GOD! My friend the cartoon was just found dead in his home by the police!
-Details are sketchy.

Peppa’s favourite artist is apparently
-Pigcasso!

Why was the little strawberry crying in the cartoon?
– Her parents were in a jam.

Senator Cruz didn’t like it when an editorial cartoon depicted him as a Borg
His Chief of Staff explained to him that in the US, the First Amendment guaranteed all citizens the right to free speech, and that yes this did indeed include unflattering depictions in newspapers’ editorial cartoons.
-“You will be a simile, Ted”

Man: “I’ve always had this absurd feeling that I’m a cartoon character”
-Psychologist: “That’s a rather unusual mental state… How long have you felt this way?”
Man: “Ever since I was an outline…”

Where does Mr Krabs hide his secret stash of money so SpongeBob can’t find it?
-In the river bank of course.

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