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Carpenter jokes in 2025

Why did the carpenter go to the gym? To work on their “carp-ets.”

Why did the carpenter go to the movie theater? To see “The Carpenter.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always playing soccer? A “goal-builder.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always baking? A “saw-dough” chef.

Why did the carpenter go to the museum of natural history? To see the “wood-land” exhibits.

Why did the carpenter go to the farm? To “wood-chip” in with the animals.

What do you call a carpenter who’s always knitting? A “needle-sawyer.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always playing soccer? A “goal-post-builder.”

Why did the carpenter go to the circus? To see the “sawdust” performances.

Why did the carpenter go to the circus? To see the “saw-dust” performances.

What do you call a carpenter who’s always painting houses? A “wall-sawyer.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always painting? A “brush-sawyer.”

Why did the carpenter go to the beach? To work on their “sand-ing” skills.

Why did the carpenter go to the amusement park? To ride the “wooden” roller coasters.

What do you call a carpenter who’s always practicing yoga? A “wood-warrior.”

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