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Carpenter jokes in 2025

What do you call a carpenter who’s always playing hockey? A “puck-builder.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always playing basketball? A “hoop-builder.”

Why did the carpenter go to the science center? To learn about the “carp-entry” technology.

Why did the carpenter go to the art show? To see the “fine-furniture.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always skiing? A “slope-builder.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always hungry? A “wood-chopper.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always practicing martial arts? A “wood-warrior.”

Why did the carpenter go to the botanical garden? To see the “woodland” plants.

Why did the carpenter go to the library? To “shelf” some books.

What do you call a carpenter who’s always taking photographs? A “shutter-sawyer.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always running marathons? A “saw-runner.”

Why did the carpenter go to the library? To “shelf” some books.

Why did the carpenter go to the beach? To work on their “board” skills.

Why did the carpenter go to the beach? To work on their “carp-entry” skills.

What do you call a carpenter who’s always playing tennis? A “racquet-builder.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always skiing? A “slope-builder.”

Why did the carpenter go to the farm? To “barn-raise” with the animals.

Why did the carpenter go to the aquarium? To see the “carp-entrated” fish.

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