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Carpenter jokes in 2025

Why did the carpenter go to the beach? To work on their “carp-entry” skills.

What do you call a carpenter who’s always playing tennis? A “racquet-builder.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always skiing? A “slope-builder.”

Why did the carpenter go to the farm? To “barn-raise” with the animals.

Why did the carpenter go to the aquarium? To see the “carp-entrated” fish.

What do you call a carpenter who’s always playing guitar? A “string-sawyer.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always fishing? A “hook-and-ladder” angler.

Why did the carpenter go to the concert? To hear the “carp-enters” play.

Why did the carpenter go to the museum of natural history? To see the “woodland” exhibits.

Why did the carpenter go to the gym? To work on their “carp-ets.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always playing baseball? A “bat-builder.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always playing golf? A “wood-driver.”

Why did the carpenter go to the beach? To work on their “board” skills.

Why did the carpenter go to the art museum? To see the “master-pieces” of furniture.

What do you call a carpenter who’s always playing volleyball? A “net-builder.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always running marathons? A “saw-runner.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always gardening? A “tree-planter.”

Why did the carpenter go to the arboretum? To see the “wooden” trees.

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