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Carpenter jokes in 2025

Why did the carpenter go to the science museum? To learn about the “carp-entry” machines.

What do you call a carpenter who’s always gardening? A “tree-planter.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always playing guitar? A “plank-strummer.”

Why did the carpenter go to the theme park? To ride the “wooden” roller coasters.

Why did the carpenter go to the beach? To work on their “boardwalk” skills.

What do you call a carpenter who’s always playing basketball? A “hoop-builder.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always practicing meditation? A “mindful-builder.”

Why did the carpenter go to the art museum? To see the “masterpieces” of furniture.

Why did the carpenter go to the zoo? To see the “carp-entry” animals.

What do you call a carpenter who’s always playing football? A “goal-post-builder.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always practicing yoga? A “wood-warrior.”

Why did the carpenter go to the gym? To work on their “carp-ets.”

Why did the carpenter go to the movie theater? To see “The Carpenter.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always playing soccer? A “goal-builder.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always baking? A “saw-dough” chef.

Why did the carpenter go to the museum of natural history? To see the “wood-land” exhibits.

Why did the carpenter go to the farm? To “wood-chip” in with the animals.

What do you call a carpenter who’s always knitting? A “needle-sawyer.”

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