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Carhartt jokes 🥾🦺 in 2025

How does a Carhartt wearer like their seafood? As rugged and grilled as possible.

Why did the Carhartt jacket start smoking a pipe? To look even more rugged.

How does a Carhartt wearer like their chicken? As rugged and grilled as possible.

Why did the Carhartt pants refuse to wear anything else? They said they were the only pants tough enough for a fishing job.

What do you call a Carhartt jacket that’s been passed down through generations? A family heirloom of toughness.

Why did the Carhartt jacket start wearing a tool belt? To always be ready for work.

Why did the Carhartt pants refuse to wear anything else? They said they were the toughest pants out there.

What do you call a Carhartt jacket that’s been through a meteor strike? Still tougher than a planet.

How does a Carhartt wearer like their coffee? Strong and durable.

What do you call a Carhartt jacket that’s been through a flood? Still tough enough to wear.

Why did the Carhartt pants refuse to wear anything else? They said they were the only pants that could handle their rugged lifestyle.

How does a Carhartt wearer like their steak cooked? As rugged and rare as possible.

How does a Carhartt wearer like their eggs? As rugged and scrambled as possible.

Why did the Carhartt jacket start wearing a safety vest? To always be visible on a construction site.

What do you get when you cross a Carhartt jacket with a flannel shirt? The ultimate lumberjack outfit.

Why did the Carhartt pants refuse to wear anything else? They said they were the only pants tough enough for an oil rig.

How does a Carhartt wearer like their beer? As tough as they are.

What do you call a Carhartt jacket that’s been through a bear attack? The bear needed to go to the hospital, not the jacket.

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