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Carhartt jokes 🥾🦺 in 2025

Why did the Carhartt pants refuse to wear anything else? They said they were the only pants tough enough for an oil rig.

How does a Carhartt wearer like their beer? As tough as they are.

What do you call a Carhartt jacket that’s been through a bear attack? The bear needed to go to the hospital, not the jacket.

What do you call a Carhartt jacket that’s been chewed up by a dog? Still tough enough to wear.

How does a Carhartt wearer like their burritos? As rugged and smothered as possible.

Why did the Carhartt jacket start a fight with the North Face jacket? They said they were the tougher brand.

How does a Carhartt wearer like their pizza? As rugged and extra crispy as possible.

What’s the difference between a Carhartt jacket and a suit jacket? One is for working hard, the other is for hardly working.

Why did the Carhartt pants refuse to wear anything else? They said they were the only pants tough enough for a mining job.

Why did the Carhartt jacket start a brawl with the leather jacket? They said they were the only jacket tough enough for a bar fight.

What do you call a Carhartt jacket that’s been through a zombie apocalypse? Still tough enough to survive.

What’s the difference between a regular jacket and a Carhartt jacket? The Carhartt can handle anything.

What do you call a Carhartt jacket that’s been through a blizzard? Still tough enough to wear.

Why did the Carhartt jacket start wearing a cowboy hat? To complete their tough and rugged look.

How does a Carhartt wearer like their sushi? As rugged and spicy as possible.

How does a Carhartt wearer like their toast? As rugged and burnt as possible.

Why did the Carhartt pants refuse to wear anything else? They said they were the only pants tough enough for a farming job.

Why did the Carhartt jacket get a tattoo of a hammer on their arm? To show their dedication to hard work.

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