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Car Jokes 🚗 in 2025

Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
-You say “Tell me if you can hear me”, then get in the trunk and start screaming.

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I locked myself out of my car next to an abortion clinic…
– It was really awkward asking them for a hanger

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What do you call it when a soldier crashes a Korean car
-KIA

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I’ve been standing in this place where they keep throwing car parts at me,
-but I haven’t been able to catch a brake.

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I went to the petrol station to pump up my car tyre…
-and the guy charged me 50p. I said “it was only 20p last week”. He said “that’s the price of inflation”

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What did the road crew have to do after the cheese crashed it’s car?
-Clean up de-brie.

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People tried telling me I couldn’t pull a trailer with my car
-but it went off without a hitch.

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Lost track of my work because I just heard my car was involved in a drive-by
-My Focus is shot.

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What is the sushi chef’s dream car?
-rolls rice

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Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says,
– “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we’ve ever gotten to an accident site.”

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