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Car Jokes 🚗 in 2025

I hope that one day, I can turbocharge my car
– But that’s just an aspiration

A cop pulls over a miner and asks “Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?”
-“Mine.”

just made my last car payment
-I still owe a lot but I’m just not paying anymore

What kind of car does Megan Thee Stallion drive?
-An Audi Audi Audi Audi Audi Audi

Race car backwards is race car
– But race car sideways is how Paul Walker died

Why are women so bad at parking cars?
– Because for the last 200 years they’ve been told that three inches are actually six.

New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell
-they come with an Elon Musk

My boss showed up this morning in a new Porsche. I said, “what an amazing car”…
-And he replied, “yeah – if you work really hard, put lots of hours in and strive for excellence at all times, I should be able to get another one next year”.

A penguin takes his car to the garage
– A penguin takes his car in to the garage to get fixed and he goes to have an ice cream. The ice cream starts to melt and goes all over his face.

When he goes to pick his car up the mechanic says “you blew a seal”

The penguin says “nah it’s just ice cream!”

Quarantine has turned us into dogs.
– We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.

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