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Car Jokes 🚗 in 2025

What do you call it when only one digit steers your car?
-A thumb drive.

Which car does a terrorist choose to plant a car bomb?
-A Citroën C4.

I was in a taxi, then driver said “I love my job, I own the car, I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do. ”
-Then I told him to turn right

Given that a radiator is essentially a vital organ to a car, it’s strange that the town in the movie “Cars” is called “Radiator Springs”.
-It would be like if we called a city “Liver Pool”.

Just tried to de-snow my car with a loyalty card
– I only managed to get 10% off

Why did i walk across the road?
-to get hit by a car

My dad said while reversing the car:
-“Ah, this takes me back”

A guy takes his car in to the mechanic after it mysteriously stops working
-The mechanic opens up the hood, to find a small fruit bat hanging upside-down in the engine bay. The bat looks up at the mechanic and says “you look nice today mate!”, Immediately the mechanic straightens up and says to the car owner “well, that’s your problem right there!

Bat flattery”

What’s a Trump Supporter’s favorite car?
-A Mini Couper.

What kind of cars do people in Norway drive?
– Fjords

What’s the last thing that goes through a bumblebee’s mind as it hits the car windscreen at 60mph?
– Its bum

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
-What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

What did the traffic light say to the car?
– Don’t look now. I’m changing.

That awkward moment when your checking yourself out in the window of a car
-and you realize there’s somebody inside

What is a musicians favorite car?
-Honda A Chord

What’s the difference between a three-wheeled car and the american economy?
-The car crashes less

A juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those knives doing in your car?” asked the officer. “I juggle them in my act.” “Oh yeah?” says the cop. “Let’s see you do it.”
-He needed a binary log.

Whats the difference between a cow and a car?
-I don’t have a car

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