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Car Jokes 🚗 in 2025

A known and loved goverment official is going car to car
-The whole of congress has been captured and terrorists are threatening to douse them in gasoline and burn them if we don’t fork over $10,000,000,000

The man hands him a 10 and asks how much people donate on average.

Roughly a gallon was his reply.

What do most 50-year-old men put inside there cars
-Children

What kind of car does an electrician drive?
-A volts-wagen

What did Batman say to robin before he got in the car?
– Robin, Get in the car!

Computers make very fast
– very accurate mistakes.

What do clowns fill their cars with?
-Laughing gas!

what do cars eat?
-CARrots

Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
-You say “Tell me if you can hear me”, then get in the trunk and start screaming.

I locked myself out of my car next to an abortion clinic…
– It was really awkward asking them for a hanger

What do you call it when a soldier crashes a Korean car
-KIA

I’ve been standing in this place where they keep throwing car parts at me,
-but I haven’t been able to catch a brake.

I went to the petrol station to pump up my car tyre…
-and the guy charged me 50p. I said “it was only 20p last week”. He said “that’s the price of inflation”

What did the road crew have to do after the cheese crashed it’s car?
-Clean up de-brie.

People tried telling me I couldn’t pull a trailer with my car
-but it went off without a hitch.

Lost track of my work because I just heard my car was involved in a drive-by
-My Focus is shot.

What is the sushi chef’s dream car?
-rolls rice

Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says,
– “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we’ve ever gotten to an accident site.”

Someone keyed the music teacher’s car
-Fortunately, the damage seems to B Minor.

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