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Car Jokes 🚗 in 2025

A penguin takes his car to the garage
– A penguin takes his car in to the garage to get fixed and he goes to have an ice cream. The ice cream starts to melt and goes all over his face.

When he goes to pick his car up the mechanic says “you blew a seal”

The penguin says “nah it’s just ice cream!”

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Quarantine has turned us into dogs.
– We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.

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So the cops caught me doing doughnuts in my car today.
-I know what you’re thinking. Who the hell names their dog doughnuts

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Why are Ford cars cheap?
-Because they’re affordable.

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In New York every ten minutes someone gets hit by a car
-He or she must be really tired of it

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Have you heard about Ford’s new electric coffee car?
-It’s the Mach-E Auto.

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Buy a cheap phone, but don’t buy a cheap car
-Buy No*kia*

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Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car?
-Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.

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I bought Bonnie Tyler’s car recently on ebay, but it’s rubbish…
-Every now and then it falls apart

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If apple made a car
-Would it have windows?

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Apparently there are three jewish guys in my car’s air conditioner….
-Hi, Norm and Max.

Background: Something I noticed many, many years ago when I was a teenager in my dad’s car. My dad thought it was pretty funny. He had a lousy sense of humor. Lol

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I had a dream that I was a mechanic who fixed wrecked cars.
– It was an auto body experience.

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What is Donald’s favorite car style ?
-A Coupe

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A Macaroni, a Penne and a Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening. They saw a noodle sitting by himself and discussed inviting him to join them.
– They all agreed he looked Cannelloni.

EDIT; Thank you for all the awards, I guess I pasta test!

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A duck is standing next to a busy road, cars are zooming by, while he waits for a break in traffic. Then a Chicken walks by and says ” don’t do it.. ”
-” .. you’ll never hear the end of it ”

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I used to think I was good with jokes until I got hit by an electric car
-I did not hear that one coming

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What do you call a shrimp that gets run over by a car?
-Road Krill

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What did Ken say when Ryu asked if he could borrow his car?
-“SURE YOU CAN!”

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