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Car Jokes 🚗 in 2025

Buy a cheap phone, but don’t buy a cheap car
-Buy No*kia*

Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car?
-Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.

I bought Bonnie Tyler’s car recently on ebay, but it’s rubbish…
-Every now and then it falls apart

If apple made a car
-Would it have windows?

Apparently there are three jewish guys in my car’s air conditioner….
-Hi, Norm and Max.

Background: Something I noticed many, many years ago when I was a teenager in my dad’s car. My dad thought it was pretty funny. He had a lousy sense of humor. Lol

I had a dream that I was a mechanic who fixed wrecked cars.
– It was an auto body experience.

What is Donald’s favorite car style ?
-A Coupe

A Macaroni, a Penne and a Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening. They saw a noodle sitting by himself and discussed inviting him to join them.
– They all agreed he looked Cannelloni.

EDIT; Thank you for all the awards, I guess I pasta test!

A duck is standing next to a busy road, cars are zooming by, while he waits for a break in traffic. Then a Chicken walks by and says ” don’t do it.. ”
-” .. you’ll never hear the end of it ”

I used to think I was good with jokes until I got hit by an electric car
-I did not hear that one coming

What do you call a shrimp that gets run over by a car?
-Road Krill

What did Ken say when Ryu asked if he could borrow his car?
-“SURE YOU CAN!”

What do you call it when only one digit steers your car?
-A thumb drive.

Which car does a terrorist choose to plant a car bomb?
-A Citroën C4.

I was in a taxi, then driver said “I love my job, I own the car, I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do. ”
-Then I told him to turn right

Given that a radiator is essentially a vital organ to a car, it’s strange that the town in the movie “Cars” is called “Radiator Springs”.
-It would be like if we called a city “Liver Pool”.

Just tried to de-snow my car with a loyalty card
– I only managed to get 10% off

Why did i walk across the road?
-to get hit by a car

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