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Car Jokes 🚗 in 2025

My sister argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti,
– you should have seen her face when I drove pasta

Where do pickles go to buy a car?
-The dillership!

Thought this up while driving behind a car with a Star Wars Rebel sticker on it.
-What is the favorite type of weather of Stormtroopers?

Mist

Just a quick note to my American cousins. Voting is like driving a car….
– ‘D’ to go forward.

‘R’ to go reverse.

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rick had cars. Today everyone own cars and only the rich own horses.
– The stables have turned.

Before Elon Musk got into electric cars…
-… he was plain old Lon Musk

Today I saw a car parked with a bumper sticker that said “I miss New york”
-So I smashed his window in and stole his radio.

What is the most edible part of a car?
-The passenger.

Someone keyed the music teacher’s car
-Fortunately, the damage seems to B Minor.

A car is like a woman
-A car is like a woman.

If she looks hot and performs super well during the ride, you will spend as much money as you have to in order keep her engine revving for you.

I hope that one day, I can turbocharge my car
– But that’s just an aspiration

A cop pulls over a miner and asks “Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?”
-“Mine.”

just made my last car payment
-I still owe a lot but I’m just not paying anymore

What kind of car does Megan Thee Stallion drive?
-An Audi Audi Audi Audi Audi Audi

Race car backwards is race car
– But race car sideways is how Paul Walker died

Why are women so bad at parking cars?
– Because for the last 200 years they’ve been told that three inches are actually six.

New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell
-they come with an Elon Musk

My boss showed up this morning in a new Porsche. I said, “what an amazing car”…
-And he replied, “yeah – if you work really hard, put lots of hours in and strive for excellence at all times, I should be able to get another one next year”.

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