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Car Insurance jokes ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ“‹ in 2025

What’s a car insurance agent’s favorite game? Monopoly, they love taking money!

What’s a car insurance agent’s favorite type of car? One without any accidents!

What do you call a car insurance agent who can play the piano? A premium performer!

What’s a car insurance agent’s favorite sport? Golf, because they deal with so many drives!

What’s a car insurance agent’s favorite type of joke? Anything but accident jokes!

What’s a car insurance agent’s favorite book? “Pride and Premiums”!

Why was the car insurance agent a terrible actor? He always claimed the spotlight!

Why did the car insurance agent refuse to play football? Too many potential claims!

Why are car insurance agents always ready for a nap? Because they deal with accidents all day!

Why don’t car insurance agents make good doctors? They’re always raising the rates!

Why are car insurance agents bad at playing cards? They always play it safe!

Why did the car insurance agent go to the beach? He wanted to surf the wave of claims!

Why don’t car insurance agents ever get surprised? They always have a policy for that!

What’s a car insurance agent’s favorite type of flower? The premium rose!

Why don’t car insurance agents ever catch a cold? They always avoid the policy coverage gaps!

Why was the car insurance agent a bad hairdresser? He couldn’t cut the premiums!

Why do car insurance agents make terrible gardeners? They always overestimate the coverage!

What’s a car insurance agent’s favorite type of pizza? Extra coverage!

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