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Candy jokes 🍭🍬🍫 in 2025

Do we even need Halloween anymore?
– I’ve been wearing a mask and eating candy for 14 months…

What country did candy come from?
– Sweeten

What is a Happy Farmer’s favorite candy?
– A Jolly Rancher.

know a guy who collects candy canes.
– They are all in mint condition.

What’s a robot’s favorite candy?
– A ‘Wall-E’pop

What do you call a snake that eats too much candy
– A snack

What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
– A sad candy cane.

Why did the blonde put a candy bar under her pillow?
– She wanted to have sweet dreams.

A cat went to the shop and bought his favorite candy,
– a KitKat.

i once found a vampire in my hotel so i stabbed it with a wooden stake, shined my flashlight at it and threw holy water at it. died instantly.
– still don’t know why it had a bucket of candy tho.

If you have 13 candy bars and John eats 9, what does John have?
– Type 2 diabetes

Why did the jellybean go to school?
– To become a smartie!

What is an astronaut’s favorite chocolate?
– A Mars bar!

What is a cannibal’s favorite candy?
– Mentos

I checked my kids candy for drugs…
– No luck this year either.

What dessert did the mommy cat get after her Mother’s Day dinner?
– Chocolate Mouse

What is a leopard’s favorite candy?
– Dots

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
– A candy baa.

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