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Candy jokes 🍭🍬🍫 in 2025

If Bob has 40 yummy chocolate bars and eats 30 of them, what does Bob have?
– Diabetes….. Bob has diabetes…

who is the best candy (w)rapper?
– Eminem!

What do you call another word for Mars Candy filled with cinnamon?
– A Cinnamon M&M Synonym

If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do candy makers get?
– Tic tac toe

What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?
– Candy canes

Why are small candy bars called “fun size”
– when it’s more fun to eat the big ones?

I’m a pro at shoplifting candy bars. How, you ask?
– I got a few Twix up my sleeve.

A kid got ran over passing out candy at a parade…
– He got his tootsie rolled

What do you call candy that was stolen?
– Hot chocolate!

What kind of candy is never on time?
– ChocoLATE

What’s an astronauts favorite candy?
– A Milky Way!

I once killed six zombies and nine vampires
– I still wonder why they were carrying bags of candy….

What’s a girl with a foot fetish’s favorite candy?
– Mentos

What’s a dentist’s worst nightmare?
– A lion that loves candy.

What’s the best part of Valentine’s Day?
– The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

Why doesn’t God like candy bars?
– Because he doesn’t exist!

I ate some rainbow candy that I was a little concerned about;
– I’m okay now; it passed with flying colors

Have you tried the new Donald Trump Candy Bar?
– It’s incredibly rich but has no taste!

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