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Candy jokes 🍭🍬🍫 in 2024

What kind of boat has candy in the middle?
– A pinYACHTa

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
– Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

How do you know its cold outside?
– When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!

It was a tough Halloween this year..
– I staked 5 vampires, beheaded 3 zombies and exorcised 8 ghosts.
– Then the wife came out screaming something about
– “No, no you give them candy!!!”

What country did candy come from?
– Sweeten

What is a Happy Farmer’s favorite candy?
– A Jolly Rancher.

know a guy who collects candy canes.
– They are all in mint condition.

I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween candy. I asked him where he got that from.
– He said, “I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.”

Do we even need Halloween anymore?
– I’ve been wearing a mask and eating candy for 14 months…

What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
– A sad candy cane.

Why did the blonde put a candy bar under her pillow?
– She wanted to have sweet dreams.

A cat went to the shop and bought his favorite candy,
– a KitKat.

What’s a robot’s favorite candy?
– A ‘Wall-E’pop

What do you call a snake that eats too much candy
– A snack

If you have 13 candy bars and John eats 9, what does John have?
– Type 2 diabetes

Why did the jellybean go to school?
– To become a smartie!

What is an astronaut’s favorite chocolate?
– A Mars bar!

i once found a vampire in my hotel so i stabbed it with a wooden stake, shined my flashlight at it and threw holy water at it. died instantly.
– still don’t know why it had a bucket of candy tho.

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