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Candle jokes 🕯️ in 2025

What do you call a candle that’s always on vacation? A wax-a-holic.

What do you call a candle who is always careful? A wick-ed cautious.

Why did the candle go to the amusement park? To ride the wick coaster.

What do you call a candle who is always talkative? A wick-y speaker.

What do you call a candle who is always busy? A wick-tive.

Why did the candle go to the theater? To see a wick-ed play.

Why did the candle go to the beach? To get a tan-line.

Why did the candle go to the park? To enjoy some wick-ed nature.

What do you call a candle who is always causing trouble? A wick-ed troublemaker.

Why did the candle go to the forest again? To hike some wick-ed trails.

Why did the candle go to the beach again? To catch some wick-ed waves.

What do you call a candle who is always laid-back? A wick-ed mellow.

What do you call a candle who loves to dance? A wick-shaker.

Why did the candle go to the restaurant? To order some wick-ed good food.

Why did the candle go to the zoo? To see the wick-animals.

What do you call a candle who is always relaxed? A wick-ed chill.

What do you call a candle who is always working? A wick-y business.

Why did the candle go to the farmer’s market? To buy some wick-ed fresh produce.

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