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Candle jokes 🕯️ in 2025

What do you call a candle who is always talking? A wick-y chatty.

Why did the candle go to the aquarium? To see some wick-ed fish.

Why did the candle go to the art museum? To appreciate some wax sculptures.

What do you call a candle who is always laughing? A wick-y jester.

What do you call a candle who is always happy? A wick-y joy.

Why did the candle go to the coffee shop? To order some wick-ed espresso.

Why did the candle go to school? To get lit-erature!

Why did the candle go to the gym again? To work on its wick-ed gains.

What do you call a candle who is always enthusiastic? A wick-ed cheerleader.

What do you call a candle who is always reading? A wick-tionary.

Why did the candle go to the airport? To catch a wick-ed flight.

Why did the candle go to the movie theater? To see the latest wick flick.

What do you call a candle who is always happy-go-lucky? A wick-ed carefree.

What do you call a group of candles working together? A wick-union.

What do you call a candle who is always sad? A wick-ed mourner.

Why did the candle go to the concert? To listen to some wick-ed music.

Why did the candle go to the hair salon? To get a wick-ed haircut.

What do you call a candle who is always serious? A wick-ed stern.

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