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Canada jokes in 2025

What’s a Canadian’s favourite unit of measurement? The ‘sorrymeter’!

Why don’t Canadians use elevators? They’re afraid they might push the wrong button and cause an international incident!

Why was the Canadian burger always the best? It was made with un-be-leaf-able ingredients!

How does a Canadian cow say hello? “Mo-eh”!

Why was the Canadian pencil always sharp? It had a good point, eh?

Why do Canadian trees always know the answer? They’re always stumped!

What’s a Canadian’s favourite type of exercise? The maple leaf crunch!

Why did the Canadian refuse to play cards? He didn’t want to deal with conflict!

Why don’t Canadian snakes bite? They’re afraid of being impolite!

What’s a Canadian’s favourite type of music? Polite-rock!

Why did the Canadian go to the bakery? He heard there was a fresh batch of ‘eh’clairs!

How does a Canadian hold his liquor? By the handle, of course!

How do Canadians solve their problems? They maple it out!

Why was the Canadian river incredibly polite? It always took its hat off at the bays!

How do Canadians stay cool in summer? They have their ‘ice’ on the weather!

How do Canadian dogs greet each other? “Bark, eh”!

Why was the Canadian clock always polite? It always went back four seconds!

Why did the Canadian always win at baseball? He had the power of the bat, eh?

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