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Canada jokes in 2025

Why was the Canadian clock always polite? It always went back four seconds!

Why did the Canadian always win at baseball? He had the power of the bat, eh?

What do Canadians call a sophisticated American? A tourist!

Why did the Canadian refuse to cook? He didn’t want to stir the pot!

Why did the Canadian refuse to play the stock market? He didn’t want to apologize for making a profit!

Why did the Canadian bring his boat to the bank? He wanted to sail through his transactions!

Why was the Canadian bird so polite? It was always saying “tweet, eh”!

Why did the Canadian refuse to play chess? He was tired of saying “check, eh”!

How does a Canadian sheep say hello? “Baa-eh”!

How does a Canadian computer say hello? “Hello, eh”!

Why do Canadians like to play Monopoly? It’s the only time they like to say “sorry” less!

What do you call a Canadian wolf? A “howl-eh”!

How do you know if a joke is Canadian? It always apologizes for not being funny enough!

What do you call a Canadian joke? An “eh-nekdote”!

Why was the Canadian weather forecast always popular? It never rained on anyone’s parade!

How does a Canadian cat say hello? “Me-eh”!

Why did the Canadian become a gardener? He had a green thumb, eh?

What do you call a Canadian slide? A polite decline!

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