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Camping jokes 🏕️ in 2025

Q: How do you communicate with a fish?

– A: Drop it a line

Went camping with Crowded House.
– They all had four-season-in-one-day sleeping bags

Why are the people that go camping on the 1st of April always tired?
– It’s because they all have recently finished a 31 day March.

Where do all the sharks go camping?
– They go to Finland.

How do computer programmers make extra money in the summer?
– They take on part-time jobs helping campers get rid of bugs.

Q: What do you call a bunch of crows out for camping?

– A: Murder within tent

An adventurer was paddling on a river in winter.

– Feeling cold, he lit a fire in his boat, only to discover that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too…

How would you describe a happy camper?
– Content.

How do computer programmers make a little extra money in the time of summer?
– They take on some part-time jobs helping the campers get rid of the bugs.

Why don’t mummies go camping?
– It gets too relaxing, they might unwind!

How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer on a camping trip?
– Take two of them with you.

What would you call a bunch of grizzlies that go camping and crack up around a campfire?
– It’d be called a bear-el of laughter.

Did you hear about Elwood that got fired from his job of keeping people warm at campsites?
– They told him, “You’re fired wood.”

What kind of warm drink helps every camper relax when they’re out camping in the woods?
– Camp-omile tea.

Q: Why do trees have so many friends?

– A: They branch out.

I lost my job keeping people warm at the campsite.
– “You’re fired wood,” they said

Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Armageddon!

Armageddon who?

Armageddon a little bored. So let’s go camping.

Why couldn’t the bike ever go camping?
– Because it was two tired.

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