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Camping jokes 🏕️ in 2025

Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Comin!

Comin who?

Comin side the tent, cause it’s freezing outside.

Why were the camp counselors wearing sunglasses?
– That’s because their campers were way too bright for them.

What do bears call campers in sleeping bags?
– Soft tacos.

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

– A: A gummy bear.

When smoking a fish, never inhale.

Why does Humpty Dumpty always like camping in autumn?
– It’s because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Why did the camp counselor tell the campers not to make any fuss about finding a leak in her tent?
– Because he thought if everyone heard, they’d start wanting one too.

Why did the camp counselors wear sunglasses?
– Because their campers were so bright.

Q: At camping site, what did the lake say to the sailboat?

– A: Nothing it just waved.

I asked my llama if his cousin wanted to go camping.
– Thrilled, he ran off screaming, “Alpaca tent!”.

What should you do if you start getting cold while camping?
– It would be best if you stood in the corner of the tent for a little while. They’re usually around 90 degrees.

Have you heard about the camper that broke his left arm on his last camping trip?
– Well, he’s all right now.

Q: What is a tree’s favorite drink?

– A: Root beer.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in the woods?
– It’s okay. He woke up.

What warning did the insurance companies give to the campers?
– They warned them, “If your tent gets stolen at night, we can’t cover you.”

Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Kent!

Kent who?

Kent you please paddle any faster?

Camping is where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.

Q: What did the pine trees wear to the lake?

– A: Swimming trunks!

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