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Camping jokes 🏕️ in 2025

What do you say to a tent with a split personality?
– You’re two tents?

Q: Why is it never relaxing when two couples go camping?

– A: Two tents

I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day.

– I couldn’t find any.

Why is flaked tuna a good product for both dolphins and campers?
– Because it’s very useful for all in-tents and porpoises.

What happened when the camper paddling on a river in winter lit a fire because he felt cold?
– He discovered that he can’t have his kayak and heat it too.

Why didn’t the bike go camping?
– It was 2 tired.

If you ever get cold while camping, just stand in the corner of a tent for a while.
– They’re normally around 90 degrees.

What would you call the camper that drove through frozen rain?
– Van Hailin’.

Have you heard about the man who went to buy some camouflage tents the other day?
– He couldn’t find any.

After Little Johnny came back from another walk on the nature trail, he told his mother that he learned why ants don’t get sick.
– “Because they have little anty-bodies,” he said.

Q: Why did the camp warden quit his job?

– A: Because it was always in tents.

I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day.
– I couldn’t find any.

Where do all the campers keep their money?
– In a riverbank.

Knock! Knock!

Who is there?
Annie!

Annie who?

Annie more marshmallows to eat on the campfire?

Where do ants like to go camping?
– Frants.

Q: Why did the fish blush?

– A: Because it saw the lake’s bottom.

You can’t run through a campsite. You can only ran…Why?

– Because it’s past tents.

Why can’t you run through the campsites?
– You can only ‘ran’ because it’s past tents.

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