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Camping jokes 🏕️ in 2025

It only costs a few bucks to get into our local aquarium if you’re camping nearby or dressed as a dolphin.
– Yup, for all in tents and porpoises, it’s free!

What would you call a camper that has no body or nose?
– Nobody knows.

What did the older brother say to his younger brother, who kept dropping and losing all the marshmallows into the campfire?
– He said, “Stick with it!”

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Moose! Moose who?
– Moose you. I hope you’re having fun away at sleep-away camp!

Q: Why did the robot go on camping?

– A: He needed to recharge his batteries.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

– A gummy bear.

Why can it not be ever relaxing when two rivals go camping at the same place?
– Because it can get two tents.

What did the campers say when the guides asked them how they enjoyed the campfire?
– They all gave it glowing reviews.

Q: What do you call a group a grizzlies cracking up together?

– A: A BEARel of laughs!

A bear walks into a restaurant and says, “I’d like a water ……………. and some of those peanuts.”
– The server says says, “Sure, but why the big paws?”

Did you hear about the happy camper in the neighborhood?
– Not really, but I heard there’s a Jolly Rancher.

Did you hear about the guy who wasn’t sure about camping?
– His friend roped him into it eventually.

If you’ve got four tents, eight sleeping bags, and six camping chairs in your wheelbarrow, what have you got? A big wheelbarrow.

Q: Why don’t mummies go on camping?

– A: They’re afraid to relax and unwind!

I went camping last week
– It’s in tents

What’s a camping destination where all the birds always sing joyfully?
– It’s the Canary Islands.

Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Colleen!

Colleen who?

Colleen up the mess at the campsite before you leave.

Where do goldfish go camping?
– Around the globe!.

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