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Camping jokes 🏕️ in 2024

My friend likes to setup a poker table in his tent when we go camping.
– The game gets intense.

Why don’t elephants carry any suitcases in their RVs when they go camping?
– That’s because they already have trunks.

What vegetable loves going to summer camps?
– It’s the Brussels Scouts.

Why didn’t the elephant take a suitcase on his camping trip?
– He already had a trunk.

Q: Why are hiking shops so diverse?

– A: Because they employ people from all walks of life.

Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

RV!

RV who?

RV there yet or not?

What did the llama say when his cousin asked him if he wanted to go camping?
– He was thrilled, so he ran off, shouting, “Alpaca tent!”

Where do ants always like to go camping?
– In Frants.

Q: How do you communicate with a fish?

– A: Drop it a line

Went camping with Crowded House.
– They all had four-season-in-one-day sleeping bags

Why are the people that go camping on the 1st of April always tired?
– It’s because they all have recently finished a 31 day March.

Where do all the sharks go camping?
– They go to Finland.

How do computer programmers make extra money in the summer?
– They take on part-time jobs helping campers get rid of bugs.

Q: What do you call a bunch of crows out for camping?

– A: Murder within tent

An adventurer was paddling on a river in winter.

– Feeling cold, he lit a fire in his boat, only to discover that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too…

How would you describe a happy camper?
– Content.

How do computer programmers make a little extra money in the time of summer?
– They take on some part-time jobs helping the campers get rid of the bugs.

Why don’t mummies go camping?
– It gets too relaxing, they might unwind!

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