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Camping jokes 🏕️ in 2025

Q: Where did the sheep go to camping?

– A: The Baa-hamas!

How do trees access the internet?

– They log in.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
– But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

Why are all the hiking shops so diverse?
– It’s because they all employ people from different walks of life.

Why did the little girl jump out of her tent?
– That’s because her big sister told her that she liked her sleeping bug.

Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?

– A: “It’s been nice gnawing you!

Did you hear about the pair of honey-making insects that fell in love on a camping trip?
– It was tent two bee

Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Comin!

Comin who?

Comin side the tent, cause it’s freezing outside.

Why were the camp counselors wearing sunglasses?
– That’s because their campers were way too bright for them.

What do bears call campers in sleeping bags?
– Soft tacos.

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

– A: A gummy bear.

When smoking a fish, never inhale.

Why does Humpty Dumpty always like camping in autumn?
– It’s because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Why did the camp counselor tell the campers not to make any fuss about finding a leak in her tent?
– Because he thought if everyone heard, they’d start wanting one too.

Why did the camp counselors wear sunglasses?
– Because their campers were so bright.

Q: At camping site, what did the lake say to the sailboat?

– A: Nothing it just waved.

I asked my llama if his cousin wanted to go camping.
– Thrilled, he ran off screaming, “Alpaca tent!”.

What should you do if you start getting cold while camping?
– It would be best if you stood in the corner of the tent for a little while. They’re usually around 90 degrees.

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