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Camping jokes 🏕️ in 2025

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
– But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

Q: Where did the sheep go to camping?

– A: The Baa-hamas!

How do trees access the internet?

– They log in.

If you ever get cold while camping, just stand in the corner of a tent for a while.
– They’re normally around 90 degrees.

What would you call the camper that drove through frozen rain?
– Van Hailin’.

Have you heard about the man who went to buy some camouflage tents the other day?
– He couldn’t find any.

After Little Johnny came back from another walk on the nature trail, he told his mother that he learned why ants don’t get sick.
– “Because they have little anty-bodies,” he said.

Q: Why did the camp warden quit his job?

– A: Because it was always in tents.

I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day.
– I couldn’t find any.

Where do all the campers keep their money?
– In a riverbank.

Knock! Knock!

Who is there?
Annie!

Annie who?

Annie more marshmallows to eat on the campfire?

Where do ants like to go camping?
– Frants.

Q: Why did the fish blush?

– A: Because it saw the lake’s bottom.

You can’t run through a campsite. You can only ran…Why?

– Because it’s past tents.

Why can’t you run through the campsites?
– You can only ‘ran’ because it’s past tents.

Why didn’t the athlete go away with his friends to the campground when he was invited for the weekend?
– Probably because he thought that they said they all were going cramp-ing.

Which Island off the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like to camp on?
– MadaNASCAR

Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Carrie!

Carrie who?

Carrie on with your camping.

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