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Camping jokes 🏕️ in 2025

Q: Where did the sheep go to camping?

– A: The Baa-hamas!

How do trees access the internet?

– They log in.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
– But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

Q: Why don’t mummies go on camping?

– A: They’re afraid to relax and unwind!

I went camping last week
– It’s in tents

What’s a camping destination where all the birds always sing joyfully?
– It’s the Canary Islands.

Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Colleen!

Colleen who?

Colleen up the mess at the campsite before you leave.

Where do goldfish go camping?
– Around the globe!.

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty like camping in autumn?

– A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall…

A local farmer had opened up his land to campers. When I arrived, he helped me into the field with a wooden step over the fence.

– I told him that liked his stile.

How would you be able to recognize a dogwood tree when you go camping?
– By their bark.

Why was the bread always ready to go camping?
– Because it only ever wanted to loaf around.

Q: When’s the only time and place most teens go camping?
– A: In front of Best Buy the day before the release of the new Call of Duty!

The seaside camping trip was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.

What kind of bagels do all the campers eat?
– A Winnebago.

What do pine trees always wear when they go camping near a lake?
– They wear swimming trunks.

Can a frog jump higher than the average tent?
– Of course, tents can’t jump.

Q: What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?

– A: “Sandwiches!”

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