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Campfire jokes ๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ in 2025

Why did the campfire join the gym? It wanted to get hotter!

How does a campfire keep time? It burns at both ends!

Why don’t campfires make good pets? They always bark too loudly!

Why did the campfire go on a diet? It was burning too many marshmallows!

What’s a campfire’s favorite kind of music? Pop, because it loves the sound of corn popping!

Why don’t campfires make good friends? They always flare up at the slightest provocation!

Why did the campfire become a movie director? It loved to call the ‘hot’ shots!

Why did the campfire become a baker? Because it loved to roast!

Why did the campfire become a detective? It had a burning curiosity!

Why did the campfire become a chef? It loved grilling!

What’s a campfire’s favorite dance? The flamenco!

Why did the campfire file a police report? It got mugged by the coffee!

Why did the campfire go to the dentist? It had a serious case of grill-ache!

Why do campfires make terrible comedians? They always fire up the same old jokes!

What’s a campfire’s favorite game? Ring of Fire!

What’s a campfire’s favorite type of joke? A roast!

What’s a campfire’s favorite movie? “Blazing Saddles”!

Why do campfires make terrible tennis players? Their serve is always too hot!

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