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Campfire jokes ๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ in 2025

Why did the campfire never get promoted? It couldn’t handle the heat!

Why did the campfire become a meteorologist? It loved studying heat waves!

Why don’t campfires make good comedians? Because they crackle up at their own jokes!

Why don’t campfires get cold? They have too many layers!

What’s a campfire’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day!

What do you call a campfire that tells tales? A fire-side story!

Why did the campfire fail the test? It was too fired up to study!

Why do campfires make terrible bakers? Their cakes always turn out a bit burnt!

How do campfires keep their pants up? With a fire belt!

Why did the campfire break up with the candle? It felt they burnt out!

Why do campfires make terrible secret keepers? They’re always spilling the beans!

Why did the campfire start a blog? It wanted to spread warmth!

Why don’t campfires make good singers? They’re always off-key because they’re too pitchy!

What’s a campfire’s favorite book? “Fahrenheit 451”!

Why did the campfire go to the doctor? It had a fever and was feeling too hot!

What’s a campfire’s favorite sport? Torch running!

How do campfires access the internet? They log in!

Why did the campfire become a teacher? It had a burning desire to enlighten young minds!

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