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Camel jokes 🐫 in 2025

My 7 year old told me this joke. I hadn’t heard it before – What does a camel use to hide itself?
– Camelflage

What do camels say to the Oasis?
– I won’t ever desert you.

A zookeeper called a coworker at home and said they were out of camel food.
– The zookeeper at home said, “Alpaca lunch.”

Whats he difference between a camel and a college student?
– Camel can go daaaays without drinking.

I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once.
– It had its ups and downs.

What do you call a camel you can’t see?
– A Camo

Why was Camel-lot famous?
– For its knight-life.

What do you call a camel that ate its brother?
– Camelbalism!

What does a camel use to hide?
– Camelflage.

Nice Camel…
– Wanna hump?

What is sweet and walks across a desert?
– A Caramel.

What’s a camel’s favorite holiday carol?
– “Oh Camel, All Ye Faithful.”

How does a camel go across the desert without going hungry?
– Because of all the sand-wiches there!

What is a camel’s favorite place to visit?
– Camel-bodia.

Where would you park your camel?
– The Camelot.

PS Booze helped with this and now I’m laughing alone in my apartment

Why do camels say they leave a party early?
– Because they get the hump.

What’s different between riding a camel and a horse?
– Camel riding has its ups and downs.

What do you call a camel with three bumps?
– Pregnant

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