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Camel jokes 🐫 in 2025

What did the camel say when he met his friend in the Sahara?
– “Long time no sea.”

What did the camel say to the ostrich?
– Nothing, it can’t speak.

Why do camels say they leave a party early?
– “Because they get the hump.”

What is the best day to eat Camel meat?
– Wednesday

How do you serve a camel a cup of tea?
– Ask them if they want one hump or two?

What’s the difference between a one-humped camel and a two-humped camel?
– A hump.

What’s Aladdin‘s favorite tea?
– Jasmine and camel-mile.

What’s the difference between Cleopatra and King Arthur?
– One had Camelot and the other had a lot of camels.

A camel can work all week without drinking..
– A man can drink all week without working.

Why was the camel always fed up of this partner?
– Because she was always giving him the hump!

What did the director of the desert movie say?
– “Lights, camel-ra, action!”

What kind of camel throws a hissy fit when you milk it?
– A drama-dairy.

Is that shirt made of camel skin?
– Cause I noticed the humps!

Two camels are walking through the desert. One looks to the other and goes.
– “I don’t care what anyone says… I’m thirsty…”

What is a baby camel’s favorite nursery rhyme?
– “Hump-ty Dumpty.”

What do you call a frozen camel?
– Lost.

What does a camel do on a pudding?
– Walks through the dessert

What do you call a cow having an affair with a camel?
– A drama dairy! 😀

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