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Camel jokes 🐫 in 2025

Where does a camel go after dinner?
– Straight for the desert trolley.

When I was a kid, a zookeeper caught me smoking a camel.
– I told him I’d kill a giraffe too if he didn’t keep his mouth shut.

What do you call a camel that hates cows?
– Drama-dairy.

Courtesy of my eight-year-old

Am I a camel?
– Because I have a hump.

What do you call a three humped camel?
– pregnant!

What is a camel’s favorite day of the week?
– Hump Day!

How do you ask camels if they want some tea?
– One hump or two?

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?
– Llamanated

My 7 year old told me this joke. I hadn’t heard it before – What does a camel use to hide itself?
– Camelflage

What do camels say to the Oasis?
– I won’t ever desert you.

A zookeeper called a coworker at home and said they were out of camel food.
– The zookeeper at home said, “Alpaca lunch.”

Whats he difference between a camel and a college student?
– Camel can go daaaays without drinking.

I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once.
– It had its ups and downs.

What do you call a camel you can’t see?
– A Camo

Why was Camel-lot famous?
– For its knight-life.

What do you call a camel that ate its brother?
– Camelbalism!

What does a camel use to hide?
– Camelflage.

Nice Camel…
– Wanna hump?

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