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Camel jokes 🐫 in 2025

Why do camels say they leave a party early?
– “Because they get the hump.”

What do you call a camel that ate its brother?
– Camelbalism!

What’s a camels favourite meal?
– Desert.

One evening a camel is walking across the desert and he hears a coyote screaming. He walks towards the coyote and asks him; How come you coyotes are only screaming at night?
– The wolf replies: during the day you can see the cacti before sitting on it!

What did the camel say to the oasis?
– “I’ll never desert you.”

What did the camel say when he met his friend in the Sahara?
– “Long time no sea.”

What do you do if come across a camel?
– Wipe it off and say sorry

What did the camel say to the Sahara?
– Long time no sea.

Two camels are walking through the desert.
– One looks to the other and says, “I don’t care what anyone says. I’m thirsty.”

A zookeeper called a coworker at home and said they were out of camel food.
– The zookeeper at home said, “Alpaca lunch.”

What’s a camels favourite meal?
– Desert.

What do an Iranian Submarine and an Iranian Camel have in common?
– They’re both full of Iranian seamen.

What do you call a camel that cries?
– A humpback-wail.

What do you call a camel reciting Shakespeare?
– A drama-dary.

What is a camel’s favorite nursery rhyme?
– Humpty Dumpty.

What do you call a three hump camel?
– The fastest camel alive.

How do the cool camels say hello?
– How you dune?

Riding a camel really isn’t as hard as they say it is.
– Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.

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