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Camel jokes 🐫 in 2025

What’s a camel’s favorite holiday carol?
– “Oh Camel, All Ye Faithful.”

Riding a camel really isn’t as hard as they say it is.
– Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.

How does a camel go across the desert without going hungry?
– Because of all the sand-wiches there!

A camel can work all week without drinking.
– A man can drink all week without working.

What did the director of the desert movie say?
– “Lights, camel-ra, action!”

One camel to another…
– Wanna Hump?

What’s the difference between a camel and a Russian?
– A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

What do you call a camel that has no humps?
– Humphrey!

How does a cool camel greet his buddies?
– “How you dune?”

“Life is like a camel, you can make it do anything but back up.
– ” — Marcelene Cox

What do you call a frozen camel?
– Lost.

A zookeeper called a coworker at home and said they were out of camel food.
– The zookeeer at home said, “alpaca lunch”.

What is Aladdin’s favourite blend of tea?
– Jasmine and camel-mile tea.

Did you hear about the camel accused of stock fraud?
– He was guilty of a hump-and-dump scheme.

Whats in a camels favorite cup of tea?
– Chamomile

What do you call a camel that looks the same from both directions?
– A palindromedary.

When I was a kid a zookeeper caught me smoking a camel.
– I told him I’d kill a giraffe too if he didn’t keep his mouth shut.

Where does a camel go after dinner?
– Straight for the desert trolley.

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