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Camel jokes 🐫 in 2025

Where did the knight park his camel?
– Camelot.

What is a camels favourite day of the week?
– Hump-day! (Wednesday).

What is brown, hairy, lives in the desert, has four legs, two humps, and is full of concrete?
– A camel. We put in the concrete to make the riddle harder.

Did you hear about the camel accused of stock fraud?
– He was guilty of a hump-and-dump scheme.

That camel is great at hiding.
– He’s a real camel-leon!

What do you call a camel in a drought?
– A dry humper!

What’s Aladdin‘s favorite tea?
– Jasmine and camel-mile.

Why do camels say they leave a party early?
– “Because they get the hump.”

What do you call a camel that ate its brother?
– Camelbalism!

What’s a camels favourite meal?
– Desert.

One evening a camel is walking across the desert and he hears a coyote screaming. He walks towards the coyote and asks him; How come you coyotes are only screaming at night?
– The wolf replies: during the day you can see the cacti before sitting on it!

What did the camel say to the oasis?
– “I’ll never desert you.”

What did the camel say when he met his friend in the Sahara?
– “Long time no sea.”

What do you do if come across a camel?
– Wipe it off and say sorry

What did the camel say to the Sahara?
– Long time no sea.

Two camels are walking through the desert.
– One looks to the other and says, “I don’t care what anyone says. I’m thirsty.”

A zookeeper called a coworker at home and said they were out of camel food.
– The zookeeper at home said, “Alpaca lunch.”

What’s a camels favourite meal?
– Desert.

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