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Camel jokes 🐫 in 2025

Where did the knight park his camel?
– Camelot.

Why do camels say they leave a party early?
– Because they get the hump.

What’s different between riding a camel and a horse?
– Camel riding has its ups and downs.

What do you call a camel with three bumps?
– Pregnant

Where did the knight park his camel?
– Camelot.

So I heard Australia just ordered a mass cull of over 5000 camels yesterday…
– Wouldn’t be the first time a drunk Aussie polished off a pack of camels in an afternoon.

What did the camel say to the oasis?
– “I’ll never desert you.”

What is a camel’s favorite nursery rhyme?
– Humpty Dumpty.

A camel can work all week without drinking.
– A man can drink all week without working.

Why Do You Never See Camels Going To School With Cows?
– Because they don’t want to put up with that drama dairy.

(My wife came up with this, don’t hate me.)

What Christmas carol do they sing in the desert?
– O’ Camel ye faithful.

What do you call a camel that looks the same from both directions?
– A palindromedary.

Where does a camel go after dinner?
– Straight for the desert trolley.

Why did the camel cross the road?
– Because there are no chickens in the desert.

You know that a camel with two humps..
– is a bactrian camel. A camel with one hump is a dromedary camel.

What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey

Why did the camel cross the road?
– Because there are no chickens in the desert.

What kind of camel throws a hissy fit when you milk it?
– A drama-dairy.

What do you call a camel with no humps?
– Humphrey (hump-free).

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