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Calculus Jokes ➗ in 2025

Why do rednecks fail calculus?
-Because they are really bad at integrating.

I was sitting in calculus class, and the teacher asked us how we can ideally take the derivative of a logarithm…
-I said,” I like my logarithms like my women, all natural”.

Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
– Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun.

I just saved 15% or more on my Calculus test…
– by switching to radians.

Father in law just made an accidental calculus joke
-By the time I got to calculus in math, I realized I had reached my limit.

ln(x) is hosting a calculus party….
and all the functions are invited. Some of them are radical, at least 1/3 of them are rational, and like all parties, there are a few odd ones talking to their imaginary friends. Amidst all of this revelry, ln(x) is talking to some trig functions, when he sees his friend e^x sulking in a corner.

-ln(x): “What’s wrong e^x?”

e^x: “I’m so lonely!”

ln(x): “Well, you should go integrate yourself into the crowd!”

e^x looks up and cries, “It won’t make a difference!”

Drinking alcohol is like calculus.
-You have to know your limits.

I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins
-It was very difficult to differentiate between them.

Newton: I’ve discovered calculus(1664).
– Leibneiz: I’ve discovered calculus(1670s) Newton: Really? Seems derivative.

The problem with math jokes
– Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.

The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

Liked these funny calculus jokes?
-Then why not share them with your friends? They would thank you.

I’ll do algebra. I’ll do trigonometry. I’ll even do calculus!
– But graphing is simply where I draw the line.

[Calculus Joke] Why didn’t the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?
-Because secant tan

A man brags before his friend : “I’m very fast at calculus !”
-So his friend, curious now, asks :

– 72043 divided by 17 ?

The man immediately replies :

– 6.

– But… that’s wrong!

– Yep. But it’s fast!

dolphins doing calculus be like
-(eᴱ)’ = Eeᴱ

They said calculus would be integral to my education
-I found it a little derivative.

What do you call a recycled calculus pun?
-Derivative humor.

Someone released a set of supplementary notes on a textbook about differential calculus.
-It was a derivative work.

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