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Calculus Jokes ➗ in 2024

Drinking alcohol is like calculus.
-You have to know your limits.

I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins
-It was very difficult to differentiate between them.

Newton: I’ve discovered calculus(1664).
– Leibneiz: I’ve discovered calculus(1670s) Newton: Really? Seems derivative.

The problem with math jokes
– Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.

The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

Liked these funny calculus jokes?
-Then why not share them with your friends? They would thank you.

I’ll do algebra. I’ll do trigonometry. I’ll even do calculus!
– But graphing is simply where I draw the line.

[Calculus Joke] Why didn’t the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?
-Because secant tan

A man brags before his friend : “I’m very fast at calculus !”
-So his friend, curious now, asks :

– 72043 divided by 17 ?

The man immediately replies :

– 6.

– But… that’s wrong!

– Yep. But it’s fast!

dolphins doing calculus be like
-(eᴱ)’ = Eeᴱ

They said calculus would be integral to my education
-I found it a little derivative.

What do you call a recycled calculus pun?
-Derivative humor.

Someone released a set of supplementary notes on a textbook about differential calculus.
-It was a derivative work.

Why is the south bad at calculus?
-They don’t know how to integrate.

What kind of calculus do frogs use?
-Der – ribbit – tives

Why do Americans suck at calculus?
-White people have never been good at integration.

A student calls his college to enrol in a calculus course…
A student calls his college and says “I want to take calculus, but the system won’t let me enrol”. The woman on the other line looks at his record and says: “it looks like you’re already taking a full course load! don’t you know what the limit is?”, to which he replies:
-“That’s what I’m trying to find!”

Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?
– # Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Got pulled over while doing calculus in my car last night
-Cop said I was deriving over the limit.

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