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Cactus jokes 🌵🌵 in 2025

You’re so kinky you’re like a sexy cactus.

“Gary, you need to be less selfish. Remember, it’s cact-us.”
– “Actually, sweetie, the plural is cact-I.”

I’m on pins and needles.

I trusted my cactus, but it seems that he just stabbed me in the back.

When the little cactus won her first trophy in school, she came back home shouting to everyone: “I have some plantastic news.”

What did the happy cactus say to the grumpy cactus?
– “Don’t be so prickly.”

There was once a guy who took an art class that concentrated on cactus photography. He said it was a very pricky subject.

The cactus was going through a rough patch. His neighbor tried to brighten her up by saying, “Hey, things might be rough, but you are still blooming.”

Did you hear about the cactus that went to the party?
– He spiked the drinks.

Customer: “How much for the goth cucumber?”
– Clerk: “That’s a cactus.”

What did the little cacti say to the big cactus when they were running away? – Cactus if you can.

A cactus was going out to dinner with a few of her friends, so she dressed up. Her friend complimented her, she said “You’re looking sharp.”

It rained in the desert after two long years. The rainwater was prickling down the side of the succulents.

May the cactus force be with you. If you like this Star Wars themed pun, you’ll like these funny Star Wars jokes.

Stick with it.

I wanted to make up some cactus jokes for the comedy show, but it seems that I’m not that sharp.

The wife cactus was upset. The husband asked her what happened. She replied: “You’ve been taking me for planted.”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Great things. Great things who? Great things come in spiny packages

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