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Cactus jokes 🌵🌵 in 2025

Customer: “How much for the goth cucumber?”
– Clerk: “That’s a cactus.”

What did the little cacti say to the big cactus when they were running away? – Cactus if you can.

A cactus was going out to dinner with a few of her friends, so she dressed up. Her friend complimented her, she said “You’re looking sharp.”

It rained in the desert after two long years. The rainwater was prickling down the side of the succulents.

May the cactus force be with you. If you like this Star Wars themed pun, you’ll like these funny Star Wars jokes.

Stick with it.

I wanted to make up some cactus jokes for the comedy show, but it seems that I’m not that sharp.

The wife cactus was upset. The husband asked her what happened. She replied: “You’ve been taking me for planted.”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Great things. Great things who? Great things come in spiny packages

What does a cactus wear to a business meeting?
– A cac-tie.

There are a lot of intelligent cacti because cactus parents only know how to raise sharp kids.

The little cactus picked lots of food off his plate before he started eating. He was a prickly eater.

Why didn’t the cactus have friends?
– He was a bit prickly.

What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?
– A mega-lo-sore-arse.

Why didn’t the cactus have friends?
– He was a bit prickly.

I hope your bank account will be as green as a cactus.

Now, I’m no cactus expert…
– But I know a prick when I see one.

I know there’s something wrong with my cactus,
– but I just can’t put my finger on it.

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