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Butterfly jokes 🦋🐛 in 2024

I went to a dance but the butterfly wasn’t there.
– It was a mothball.

Why wasn’t the butterfly invited to the dance?

Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
– Wanted to see the butter fly

Imagine winning the 100m butterfly…
– What would you do with such a big insect?

Why didn’t the butterfly go to the dance?
– Because It was a mothball.

A butterfly climbs out of its chrysalis…
– ..and says, “Oh my god, I’m turning into my mother!”

What do you call the leader of all of the butterfly kingdoms?
– A Monarch.

What do you call it when a butterfly rules over a kingdom?
– A monarchy.

Float like a butterfly,
– Sting live in concert.

– It was a moth ball.

Why didn’t the butterfly go to the dance?
– Because it was a moth ball.

Why can’t butterflies turn their heads?
– They don’t have neck-tar.

I went out the other day and there was a butterfly wrapped up in a web.
– A few days later it had turned into a spider.
Natures amazing.

What did the butterfly say when they saw a predator?
– “I butterfly away.”

Why do butterflies always have good TV reception?
– They have two antennas.

What do you call a butterfly with no wings?
– A caterpillar

How do insects swim?
– Using the butterfly stroke.

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