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Butterfly jokes 🦋🐛 in 2024

How do butterflies gather?
– In-sects.

Why did the little boy throw a stick of butter out of the window?
– To see a butterfly!

What looks like half a caterpillar?
– The other half.

I found a butterfly without wings…
– So I poured some RedBull on it and BAM… It drowned.

When is a baseball player like a spider?
– When he catches a butterfly.

What do you call a giant butterfly that doesn’t lives in a city?
– An urban moth.

Why do butterflies always have a date?
– Because they are big flutters.

Why can’t butterflies turn their heads?
– They don’t have neck-tar.

A father and his son went outside for a walk.
– The son steps on a butterfly. The father jokes : Your going to have to eat some butter now!

What does a chatty caterpillar become?
– A social butterfly.

When I said I wanted an origami book…
– I didn’t mean a regular book in the shape of a butterfly.

Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
– He wanted to see butterfly.

A man’s daughter killed a butterfly in the garden so the father said “No butter for a month.”
– Then later that day, the daughter killed a cockroach. Then the father said “Nice try.”

Why did the girl want to have caterpillars as pets?
– Because it gives her butterflies.

What do you call a butterfly that eats other butterflies?
– Hannibal Nectar.

A little boy kills a butterfly and his dad says, no butter for 2 weeks. He kills a honeybee and his dad says, no honey for two weeks.
– His mother kills a cockroach. He looks at his dad and says, are you going to tell her or should I?

What did the butterfly say to the caterpillar?
– Hey! You look familiar.

If you throw a stick of butter out the window what would you call it?
– A Butterfly!

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