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Butterfly jokes 🦋🐛 in 2024

Did you hear about the butterfly that ate too many stones?
– … he shat-a-pillar.

What is a caterpillar’s favorite dance move?
– The butterfly

A fly just fell into my butter
– Now it’s a butterfly

What did the butterfly say to the very shy cocoon?
– “Trust me It’ll be more fun once you’re out of your shell.”

What’s one thing that will always give you butterflies?
– Caterpillars.

Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
– He wanted to see butterfly.

What happened to the butterfly that ate too much marble?
– He shaterpillar.

Why do butterflies always have good TV reception?
– They have two antennas.

Why was the butterfly so moody?
– It was that time of the moth

How do caterpillars swim?
– They do the butterfly.

What do you call a butterfly that can fly faster than any other butterflies?
– A betterfly.

I went to a dance but the butterfly wasn’t there.
– It was a mothball.

Why wasn’t the butterfly invited to the dance?

Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
– Wanted to see the butter fly

Imagine winning the 100m butterfly…
– What would you do with such a big insect?

Why didn’t the butterfly go to the dance?
– Because It was a mothball.

A butterfly climbs out of its chrysalis…
– ..and says, “Oh my god, I’m turning into my mother!”

What do you call the leader of all of the butterfly kingdoms?
– A Monarch.

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